Info about dis blog

This is the blog of Jahman. Writing about things he loves and hates. For more info see the official homepage.

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This Blog End User License Agreement accompanies the Blog Pages and related explanatory materials. The term Jahman Blog also shall include any upgrades, modified versions, or repaintings of the Blog licensed to you by either The King of Kungsan, a sentient washing machine, or the silent man who hangs out at ICA Möllevången. Please read this Agreement carefully. At the end, you will be asked to accept this agreement and provide this blog with a warm, lingering, creepy hug. If you do not wish to accept this Agreement, simply forcefully shove your computer off the back of your desk.

Upon your acceptance of this Agreement, this blog grants to you a nonexclusive license to use this blog, provided that you agree to the following:

1. Use of the Blog.

1.1 You may use this Blog on a hard disk or other storage device. On a scrap of drywall with a expensive projector, install and use the blog on a file server or a tomato server for use on a network or a VHS copy of the motion picture ”Sånger från andra våningen” or for the purposes of (i) permanent installation onto the small of your back at the base of your spine via a tattoo or other storage devices or (ii) for providing the illusion of working while at work (using the following methods of deception: looking intently at the screen, moving the mouse, and typing decisively on the keyboard); and make backup copies of the blog for later printing and spreading out in ‘the Folkets park’ like leaves in the summertime.

1.2 You may make and distribute unlimited copies of the blog, including copies for commercial distribution, as long as each copy that you make and distribute contains this Agreement and is created in one of the following media: carved out of ice, as in an ice sculpture centerpiece; smeared in mustard on the side of a white or off-white panel van; or taught to a parrot (that looks like the one my old girlfriend mother has) who is then condemned to fly the earth for eternity, incessantly repeating the mantra of this blog.

2. Copyright and Trademark Rights. The blog is owned by its authors (”the skaters of Jahmanland” and for some extent Johan Annerstedt). Its structure, organization, and code are the valuable trade secrets of the these guys, probably. The blog is also protected by United States and Swedish Copyright Law and a group of big, scary goons from ‘Slakthuset’ in malmö who will happily beat you until you’re ejecting teeth like a winning slot machine. Use of any trademark does not give you any rights of ownership in that trademark, punk. Except as stated above, this Agreement does not grant you any intellectual property rights in the blog. Got it, shouno, annars blir det aj aj aj (to scary to translate to english).

3. Restrictions. You agree not to modify, adapt, translate, reverse engineer, decompile, disassemble or otherwise attempt to discover the inner motivations, dreams, aspirations, or weird, possibly sexual fantasies of the blog.

4. No Warranty. The blog is being delivered to you AS IS and we make no warranty as to its use or performance. WE DO NOT AND CANNOT WARRANT THE PERFORMANCE OR RESULTS YOU MAY OBTAIN BY USING THE BLOG. LOOK, WHEN THIS BLOG GOES ALL CRAZY AND DESTROYS YOUR COMPUTER, KILLS YOUR PET, SLEEPS WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER, DIGS UP YOUR OLD DIARY AND LAUGHS AND LAUGHS, THEN CALLS UP YOUR FRIENDS AND READS ALL THOSE REALLY EMBARRASING PARTS, LIKE WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE ”DESTINED FOR BEAUTY” OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT, WE MAKE NO GUARANTEES AND WILL SIMPLY JOIN WITH EVERYONE AND LAUGH AT YOUR SORRY ASS, BECAUSE DAMN, THERE’S NO FREAKING WARRANTY HERE. GET IT? NO WARRANTY. NONE. AT ALL.

5. If for some reason you find comments nasty or material which you want to be removed please make a post and we’ll see what we can do about it. For example if this blog have put up a link to a mp3 of your grandma singing and you for some reason feel that you have the copyrights of that track and don’t want to share that with the world, we understand why, please let us know and we will gladly explain how the internet works.

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